sorry

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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"Animals are here with us, not for us."

Jenny Brown, The Lucky Ones (via aizea)

(Source: undiscoveredstory, via hedonistics)

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

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"They should have better privacy settings"
“Don’t take naked pictures then”
“If someone can physically break into their private accounts and steal the pictures then that’s the girl’s fault for not being careful”
“HAHA have you seen the pictures. so hot.”
“LOL. Sluts.”
“Why didn’t they just not take pictures?”
“It’s their own fault."

what a fucking horrendous and terrifying world we live in.  (via writingbyella)

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ppolishprincess:

q’d bby
korvjl:

I drew one of my favourite photos
"why the fuck am i crying"

literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional  (via hawthorwn)

(Source: tommypickles, via tequilamock-ingbird)

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

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toplusss:

highqualityfashion:

Versace SS 15

this whole show was so great

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

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givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
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